I'm just human

- I put on make up using a car window from the outside and didn’t realize that there was somebody in the car and he was looking at me all the time.
- I tried to open somebody else’s room thinking it was my room.
- I licked my finger thinking it was sauce but it was liquid soup.
- I found myself on the roof of my apartment and no idea how did I get there.
- I wore a t-shirt inside out, went out with my family, and didn’t know until somebody told me when we were in a department store.
- I told my friend “I don’t like this name, I think it’s dull” and she said that’s her dad’s name.
- I used detergent brushed my teeth thinking it was powder toothpaste.
- I fell asleep on the bus and missed my bus stop.
- I spill sauce all over my top whenever I eat spaghetti.
- I suddenly forgot how to write “Thirty” when pressured by a long line of people.
- I walked into a house all the way through the kitchen, opened a refrigerator, sipped water, and just realized that it wasn’t my house!

I’m just human...and human makes mistakes.